Johnson Family Funnies (Episode 1)

Kobe is always keeping us laughing and keeping us on our toes, so I wanted a place to write everything down so I can always remember. So enjoy, episode 1 of the Johnson Family Funnies. 🤪😂

Micah was eating some cheese dip and Kobe dipped his chip all the way into the dip and got cheese on his fingers. He dropped the chip and started saying, “hot, hot, hot!!” He finally realized it was on his fingers and licked it off and Micah was laughing at him. Kobe looked at Micah with the most serious face and said, “Rude!” 😂

Me: “Hey Micah, can you put the clothes from the washer in the dryer?”

Micah: “BABE, THEY’RE STILL WET!!!!”

Me: “Mhmmmmm….” 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Kobe still nurses at night. Early one morning, he rolled over to nurse and started trying to nurse my ribs, still half asleep. He pulled back, looks down and, very concerned, says, “uh oh!” 😂

Kobe is TERRIFIED of our robot vacuum…he walked past it the other day, held out his hand to it and said, “STAY!!”

We went swimming one night and Micah jumped off the diving board. Me and Kobe were standing on the side watching and as Micah kept going under Kobe started saying, “Oh no, oh no, oh no!!!” 😂